Have you ever noticed that the written words seen on the show My Little Pony resemble standard English orthography but aren’t quite the same? Almost like they’ve been smashed together, and piled higgledy-piggledy atop one another? Have you ever wondered why? Wonder no more! Within the pages of this document I will bequeath to thee the secrets of modern Ponish, and in so doing give you a marvelous way to write more quickly, and succinctly; the better for taking notes in meetings, or classes where time, and writing space may be scarce. This is especially important if you are a pony; mouthwriting is hard, and the less you can get away with writing while still saying what you mean to say, the better!
Ponish is taught to young fillies, and colts in stages, and so shall it be to you. If you persevere to the end you’ll get the full benefits of speed, and brevity inherent in the system, roughly 3 times as fast, in 1/3 the space, if you get good at it. But even if you stop after the first lesson, you shall have a method with which to write a little bit faster than otherwise, and perhaps to keep your pesky room-mates from reading your plans to conquer the world. Unlike many systems of shorthand, with Ponish, you can choose your own level of functionality!
Are you ready? Of course you are!